Glad I'm not one of those....students.....
The seven Commandments of the student
1: Thou shall not wash.
2: Thou shall not abide the law.
3: Thou must take anything I like.
4: Thou must smell as bad as possible.
5: Thou shall ruin as many lives as possible.
6: Thou shall lie.
7: Thou shall not pray.
Thanx to the MSN space that had this! :)
bbBear
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posted by bbBear at
11:09 PM
3 Comments:
See there are problems with that
#1 leads to #4
#3 is outside of a third person perspective
#3 implies #2
#2 implies #5 which implied #6
So in conclusion, no.
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Andrew, at 3:18 PM
Why aren't you working? Although i would disagree with your points, I still found them very amusing.
And in conclusion, no what precisely?
bbBear
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bbBear, at 3:56 PM
It's Sunday, working for a debt recovery firm we don't like bothering people on Sundays since they might take it the wrong way.
(We are nice you know), but then it might be a good idea going there since they have air conditioning.
No to the 7 commandments, as a contempoary Christain (you know the ones who dont believe a word of the bible) I find they encompass each other and hence they are not a sole commandment, just interrelated.
Like thou shall not steal is a singular non interchangable state to other such related theologian texts surrounding Exodus 20:2-17, Exodus 34:12-26 and Deuteronomy 5:6-21 (Deuteronomy 10:1-22 if you read the King James Bible which some of us do).
So all in all, GET A JOB YOU LAZY STUDENT BUMS *cough*
:)
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Andrew, at 5:24 PM
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