It's good to be a man...

It's Good To Be A Man: For instance...

- Wedding plans just take care of themselves.

- The garage is yours.

- Your last name stays put.

- Car mechanics tell you the truth.

- You don't give a rats ass if someone notices your new haircut.

- Wedding dress: £2,000... Tux rental: £100

- New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.

- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

- A five day holiday requires only one suitcase.

- You can open all your own jars.

- You get extra credit for the slightest bit of thoughtfulness.

- Your underwear is £8.95 for a 3-pack.

- You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is coming.

- You don't mooch off other's desserts.

- You can drop by a friend's without having to bring a little gift.

- You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

- You almost never have strap problems in public.

- The same hairstyle lasts for years...maybe decades.

- You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

- You can Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 45 minutes.

- One wallet, one pair of shoes, one colour...all seasons.

- If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.


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