Questions if your bored

Answers in the comments please, and NO CHEATING! :)


Q1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms: The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

Q2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

Q3. A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no type of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

Q4. There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug?

Q5. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?

Q6. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

Q7. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!

Q8. You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Q9. If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Q10. (in your head!) Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?

Q11. Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

**Full post coming soon**

bbBear

Music - Lily Allen - Littlest Things

They Sikh bbBear here...

Hello one and all, and welcome to this, the first post of 2007! Already this year we've had racism in the Big Brother house and the talk of Super ASBO's, so, how has your year been for you - gravy?

I can almost guarantee that person of the month has got to be Keeley Hazell. If you've been reading The Sun, then you would have seen that a sex tape has appeared on the internet (no I don't have links... or do I...) of her, and how she "emotionally" describes her "ordeal" of having it on the net and in a "downmarket" newspaper (without a massive fucking interview fee from the Sun for it...), so whose the clever one? Sure, she could get a cut of any profits from it, and the exposure (ha no pun intended) will only do her career good, I mean, any publicity is good publicity, right? And all the papers and magazines will pay exorbinant amounts just to interview her about it, so I ask you, is she cleverer than we think? I think so.

So aside from celebrity sex tapes, what else has been happening? Well congrats to me for passing my driving test first time woooooooo, now all I gotta do is find a Ka to drive in (now there's a massive hint as to what Ka i'm getting heh), oh and I decided to learn Arabic. Bloody hard language that, to write and speak, but I shall perservere like no Bear has, and can already write basic Arabic words and learnt the alphabet. So ha!

This post (or lack of relevant info) is dedicated to the ubiquitous Peter, who has decided to upsticks and try his luck on a season's year long loan at Sydney FC, we here all wish him the very best of luck, and hope his overhead scissor kicks destroy Wollagong United, or whatever hot-studded soccer teams they have out there. On another matter related to me, if you are a member of social networking sites iMeem, Myspace or Youtube, then do add me, would be awesome to connect to my readers. Or reader. However many of you there are.

So anywho, off I must depart, I thought I would wish my readers a happy 2007, and remember, if you wanna become famous and make money, make a sex tape! That's what I'll be doing, so when I become famous I can claim more than 50% of all earnings! As ever, I will leave you with whats making the news this post, such as asking, what's the point of Woolworths (that I ask regularly), the Doomsday Clock being readjusted (ooer), and how 10 people have been sacked over the "Hold your Wee for a Wii" contest. Don't know what I'm talking about? I bet you don't, I bet your still all looking for Keeley Hazell's sex tape - dirty beggars...


bbBear

Music - Leona Lewis - A Moment Like This