Constipated people don't give a sh...

Yeah yeah yeah, long time no post... zzz ... still, I'm back now, feeling 27% funkier, smelling 54% more like a summer's meadow and only a 3% drop in my disdain for 24. Rock on!

I glance to see that it was 9 days since my last post, so the key question is, "bbBear, how did you become 54% more like a summer's meadow"?, and you know I gotta say, it isn't easy. I think sleep and a trip to the local cosmetics chain help somewhat. So your second is question what have I been upto? Well, I'm sure much to the Communist's annoyment (if that's even a word), the decision was made to travel to Southend! Oh aye, it was good down there, on the A217, where we encountered, erm traffic... but it was all good down there, I can see why the communist loves it ever so. Walking along the mile-plus pier is indeed something to savour, and coming back along the plastic train is a pleasure all unto itself, albeit f*ckin up my knee in the process! The only thought that kept me smiling and appreciated Southend even more than I did was the fact my boy Dave has done this perilous journey himself, to emulate his fine feet along the coast brought a smile to this young Bear's eyes.

So aside from smelling fresh and eating eels from Southend coastfront, what else? Well I notice that a number of visitors are being directed here by searching for "AOLSessions" or "Aol Sessions". Now I don't host any files in regards to this, NOR WILL I - I think it's because it's part of my ESSENTIAL LINKEH! that they believe I hold their favourite band's AOL performance. I don't. But click here for Videopimp, and search for AOL sessions, they have them ready for download on IRC. Check 'em out, you won't be sorry, :)

Constipated people don't give a shit eh? Such is the fine bawdy humour at seaside places, I was gonna buy the semi-name plate with it on it, but I thought "Nah, i'll leave it and post it on my blog for my fine reader's to appreciate", so aren't you glad I saved you £5 for the sign and posted it for free on here, eh? And by all means feel free to use it yourself. I would post more about me, but that's for my thoughts only. Do those close to me know the thoughts and feelings I have? Well, maybe. But to that is to know what the meaning of Me Ves Y Sufres is, so that will wait.

So on that note people, I will bid you a fond farewell, we will meet again soon, I can feel it in me waters. As ever I leave you with news bits, including, a fabulous article by The Communist on sleep (crazy mofo he is!), how Tom Cruise will eat his new baby's placenta (who hasn't?), and 10 things Microsuck Word users should know. Yeah I like to tittilate here, and if you laughed at the word "tittilate" there, shame on you - bbBear cast's aspersions on you... oh yeah, 6 days left!!


bbBear

Music - Save Ferris - Your Friend

To think there's nothing wrong is a problem...

Hmm, perculiar headings abundant this week, but today's one is nothing to fear, so don't go thinking I've gone all emo on you guys - would I sell out that quickly? Well maybe, for enough moolah and a bag of wild berry Skittles, but after managing to acquire myself a Jason Mraz concert from here, although having seen him live myself, it never struck me until I listened to the concert how great his voice actually is live, I don't think watching him on TRL does him justice somehow, so it was cool to listen to it, and the heading, well it kinda struck me when he sung it from Mr Curiosity. Still, another man's junk is another man's treasure eh?

Well now, what else has happened. Oooh yeah, good ol' Baldwin croaks it in front of 12 million viewers, now you see, as much as I was with them watching it, did it bring a tear to my eye? Well no, not with immortal lines like "Barlow your finished!" hehe, it made me chuckle somewhat, it's good to know if Sir Alan Sugar decides The Apprentice isn't for him, Baldwin could get a job doing that, albeit with a somewhat darker, murkier catchphrase then others. Saying that he could become a Mafioso, but you know, who am I to give career advice? But just in case Johnny Briggs decides he is unsure of what to do now in life, email me bud - address is on the right!!

Made me quite excited being a careers advisor there - something to consider after my exams i guess? But with them being around 3 weeks away, I don't have long to dream of what ex-Coronation Street stars could do with their time, no I could figure out and decipher international debt and how the Euro would affect an economy. Yes kids, it's that exciting, but it's for the future (or so they say) so you know what, what's these 3 weeks if it means a better chance in life? Urgh, sounds like something from The Waltons, bah, i'll never stoop to that level, but I hope you guys are working hard and revising even harder, right? Or is it just me??

Hmm, well on that note i'll leave y'all be to revise everything from War History to the Architecture of the Italian Renaissance (*shudder*) but as ever I leave you with a couple of news bits, including how your discarded soft drink can could get you arrested (wha?), 8 people found dead on a farm in Ontario, and how penguins survived when dinosaurs died. Can't say I don't leave you with exciting news.


bbBear

Music - The Feeling - Sewn

I never felt as sick as I do now

Erm, I know I was due a post, but I don't feel upto it. Having fucked up, it's hard to care.

I leave you with the news that *sigh*, well, as much as I can't be bothered, I leave you with the news that Apple will release software that will let you run Windows on them. That's it kids - no more.


bbBear

Music - Ne-yo - So Sick