Every night I tell myself, I am the cosmos

Rejoice readers, please, do rejoice. But be seated when doing so, otherwise the neighbours might complain. Shhhh...

*Ahem*

So good morning to you all readers, I promised a full post, and this, is the result. A smattering of information, peppered with humour, grandiloquence and just a mere smogsaboard of bollocks, so hold on kids. First things first, I forgot to wish my blog a happy birthday! That's right, it's been one whole year since it began on the 22nd of March (read the first post here - ohhhhhhh), so I'm sure it met up with the ESSENTIAL LINKEHS on the right and had a liddle party, with a cake, and some jell-o, and maybe some balloons, and Trevor Nelson being the dee-jay for the evening...with a little smoothness for the lay-deez thrown in.... but alas, no, I have not seen the pictures yet, question is, do I want to see them? Not after all the things i've heard that went on - you sly blog you Dave...

So it is the penultimate day of being in this fair city of Canterbury, and what better (if not artery-clogging inducing) way of celebrating it with the Hut for lunch with the Owl and a Chinese with the Duck, who might get battered and eaten with soy sauce? These 12 weeks since the new year have gone by fairly quickly...a bit too quickly for my liking, but such is life, and I guess as one door closes, a window opens for this little Bear to climb through. Still to knoe the future is to not have one, but I'd liek to think people would remain and stay, the ones who've had a positive impact on my life (come on kids - you know who you are!). So to celebrate this fact, me and Duncan went out and ate a smattering of sunblushed tomatoes on top of Jarlsberg (*sp?) cheese. My god it was the most orgasmic experience I've had in Canterbury since I was outside the catherdral and.... well, that was it really, for now.....but i'll be back......mroe exciteable then ever...... So with this in mind, Easter will eb upon us, and alas with that comes revision, which brings a revision timetable (yes, i've done one already), so this will be a rare opportunity to do fun things during the day, like smash a clock in with nail clippers. So I may be around, just not on MSN Messenger, I will be on hiatus for 3 weeks from that, so that's why you won't see me around on there. Bastard program.

Anywho....this is winding on, hope you all read the above, if not, GO BACK UP AND READ IT, psh and you call yourselves fans of the blog? Hmm, well to finish off with, is my now infamous Bear-bite news, starting off with the wonderful news Embrace are doing the England World Cup song, Nigeria's interests worry the U.S (what country doesn't?) and 42 really is the answer. Funnily enough I thought KY jelly was? OOOH before I forget, Radio 4 theme is out. BUY IT NOW!!


bbBear

Music - The Radio 4 Theme

New Virus - 03-24-06

Watch out kids for a new virus going round in your inbox, could be in your junk folder, could be not. If you get an email looking like this: (click to enlarge)

NOTE: The 100kb file size!! Anyway the "attachment" is usually an 80k zip file such as this:

DO NOT OPEN IT! May sound common and that, but you wouldn't believe the amount of people who do. So be aware people, ok? Full post soon

bbBear

Music - Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear The Reaper

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I'll be here and you'll be gone further...

Dear me readers, can it already be 10 days since the last update on here? Just when you think the public are satisfied with you updating your blog, along come the guys who hammer that F5 key 20 times a day expecting an update. As much as my life is remained closed, and a blog is the opposite, you can't honestly expect me to update this thing like 20 times a day - can you? Honestly? Erm, well, no it isn't gonna happen. Sorry!!

So what is the dilleo this time? Well, in the spare 10 minutes I got from writing an essay as to whether a country should join the single currency, I decided to jump here and give you new spanking news. If I had any to write of course. This post, alas is like the prior one - full of "writing essays" and "revising" for this. Oh, intersperse that with bouts of classic SMB and the odd Kenco coffee, then well, you got my life at present. Aside from the travelling and what not. I tells ya, the public transport companies are gonna cry into their foccaccia bread and Mochacino (*sp?) when I start driving - hoo-ha, a little Bear, grabbing the wheel with his little paws trying to peer over the dashboard. Marvelous!

What has got me excited however is the video of the new Nintendo DS Lite, which, would be in my possession, if not for a lack of a job =), still time is of the (vanilla) essence so I won't worry my life away regarding getting a job today. But tomorrow - well if you believe Ronan then if tomorrow never comes, then, er, ooh-er, then i'm FCUK'ed basically. Enough of that, how are you today, I must say, you have done your hair well. Me, a lack of hair means I can't compliment myself, but don't worry, I still do the same self-affirmation rituals you lot do, falling in love with myself looking in the mirror, getting lost in my eyes...

Ahem. On that personal note (to which your all excited, in that specific, lustful way I seen on Hollyoaks), I'm off to continue discussing the benefits of country X joining the single currency. Nothing much on the post front from others, aside from The Communist ranting about anti-piracy techniques - that guy must calm himself, doesn't wanna get too excited over iTunes... So I leave you today, as ever, with various posts, including Conan's meeting with, erm, well check it yourself! - erm, how recently-deceased Milosevic took the wrong drugs and if you like Google Earth, try Google Mars!! Check out the photos of those badboys on the god of War's planet. Oh yeah, check out why Chelsea boss Mourinho is wetting himself over me. Honestly, its true.


bbBear

Music - Ronan Keating - If Tomorrow Never Comes

What were you people thinking??

More on that later, but first, a number of people asked me "Yo Bear" (Well ok, maybe not yo, but some sort of "slang"), "Bear, what's this Dofus thing your banging on about?", so I said, "Homes" (Yea, i got me into the slang too), "check out my blog for the 411 on it", so here is a liddle FAQ for you to peruse.


1.) What is Dofus?

Its an MMORPG.

2.) What;s an MMORPG?

Check here

3.) I geddit - why not play the uber-kewl World Of Warcraft?

It's not my cup of PG

4.) You pay money to play this?

Nope, it's free to play, but to pay you get more benefits and explore more of the world.

5.) So your paying for it then?

NO NO NO, at this present time I lack the capital to pay for such treats. Like this. and real food

6.) So I downloaded and played it, where can I find YOU??

Search for "desiredchoice", i'll be round somewhere

7.) Shouldn't you be working on essays instead of fighting vicious roses

Indeed I should, but you tell me what a little Bear is to do miles from happiness with more change in the Chelsea football team than in his pocket =)

8.) Are you really that skint?

Nah, i kid. But i did have a great meal last night, consisting of all the things that hadn't gone off in the rubbish bin. Who knew scavaging was such a delight?

9.) Ok...lastly, where can I find more information

http://www.dofus.com/en


Well, with that out of the way, back to my least favourite subject - me!! Heh, I kid. Still, what's been the happening haps? Well, I forgot to mention last time but a couple of weeks ago now Jason Mraz played his gig in London which was pretty awesome as it goes, it did encourage me to go out and buy his second album, which I must say sounds pretty nifty - enough to move paws in time to the beat :), aside from that it's been mainly working on coursework (I tell you i'm falling in love with Slovenia more and more), travelling and fighting inner demons (cool huh) with Cherry 7up and Placebo. Oh and my heartfelt sympathy goes to the Commie Dave, whose just found out some shocking news, so read it up people. Props to him and XFM for the new Embrace song, take a listen to it here, I can't get it out of my head, and could possibly one of the songs of 2006, that's if I dont overplay it to death, listening to it even now whilst writing this.

Alas readers, we had the best of times, and the worst of times, so now it is time for me to depart and return to finding out return air fares to Slovenia. Oh before I forgot, the heading, yeah, well check out KT Tunstall live at the V festival 2005, performing her heartfelt ballad, it's the best performace I've seen of it, and her intro, well its funkeh to say the least. Is it true? Well, i'll leave y'all to decide, but I leave you today with liddle news bitties, such as the Lego USB drive!!, John Barnes making his "rapping" comeback (ummmm), oh and apprantly I'm being signed to Chelsea. Tara.


bbBear

Music - Embrace - Nature's Law